Mostly nonsense

Stuff, etc.

2009-12-08T17:57:17Z

Howdy folks. Whatever. I ain't got much to say right now.

still attempting to crank out a few blogs a year at www.synchronicitwi.com

Oh yeah the point of this post:

I have a baker's dozen of Google Wave invites - send me your email and I'll give you one.

Mine: (and the best way to contact me, and to read my google reader posts) is

fish23420 (at) gmail (dot) com

So email me if you want an invite. I have tonnes and keep getting more like every week.

blah blah blah etc. etc.

New Job...

2009-07-02T21:00:13Z

So now I work at ACC - Austin Community College to you folks from out of town - in the South Campus. My official job title is 'Computer Lab Support Technician', which is basically...fixing computers. Not even all of them, just the ones in the library, classrooms, computer center, and media rooms. It's roughly 130, all by me. So far, it's a lot of 'down time' as they say. I'm still getting the feel for things, but I defiantly love it a bunch more than my last shit job. I even get salary! And benefits! Insurance! And more money! Whoo! It's also like a mile from my house. So it's pretty much the most awesome job I've ever had, and I really like it here so far. All my co-workers are awesome and yeah...not so much to do. I get time to read blogs again! And write! I mean, if I feel like it. Today I actually had to do some work, re-imaged a few computers, re-installed some software. And then a lot of sitting around. I also get free classes and other wonderful shits!

Well, I really anticiapted wanting to write more. But...well, the bug ain't biting. Sufficient to say, I am pretty damn happy right now with life. The downside to all of this is I'm not going to be able to go to the playa this year...but, although it would be the best year ever for it (the temple! The Theme! Etc.) I'm not too broken up about it. I actually have a job I enjoy, I'm good at, it's more hands on, and there are plenty of freshly legal young ladies to gawk at while I fix computers. Ah, the benefits of academia!

So I'm off for now to dick about...ta ta!

Yoink!

2009-07-01T20:45:47Z

Well a lotta shit's happened since I last wrote in here, and when I have time, I'll update it all and shit. Anyhoo, got an awesome new job at ACC South campus being a computer tech, I have an office and shit, I even have people under me. Wow. I'm a boss! Sort of, anyways.

Well, soon enough I'll have nothing but free time and I'll update a shitload. In the mean time, if you are bored, why not join me in wasting time via MyBrute? All you need to do is like, click this here link http://twitch-23.mybrute.com , choose a clever name for your brute, change his/her looks and colors, and challenge me! THen you will be my pupil and we can learn to smash things together. Ooo and then later you can join the clan: http://www.mybrute.com/team/68003.

Yes, just wanted to whore that out for now. More later, dear readers. Ta ta for now!

OK...

2009-01-30T06:20:24Z

Well this is just getting fucking weird. First, I pick up a book by John Updike, 'Run Rabbit', which I've had for months but just picked up; the next day he dies.

Then just seconds ago, I was watching some older UFC fights, like the first ones where there was no rules and Royce Gracie submitted everyone's ass, and so I wiki'd him. And then his dad, Hélio Gracie,who basically created Gracie Jiu-Jitsu...and who just died today. Well, yesterday by 15 minutes.

Synchonicitwi?

Should I sequester myself in a closet to prevent further deaths? Given, they were both pretty old. But damn, if I weren't just crazy enough, this might freak me out.

Hey, I found my future house!

2009-01-28T18:20:40Z

One of my best friends sent me this picture, taking in upstate New York (Pynchon lives in New York, according to wiki, but I can't see him advertising himself like this.)

It's got the 23 AND the Muted post horn! It's like someone made a sign out of my tattoos. Now we just need an eye of horus, a dead milkmen sign, and then a star. Whee!

Also, I need a job. Any ideas?

Mistakes at work!

2008-11-21T17:42:11Z

Well crap. I just accidentally posted the following to a worklog that was saved and sent up to desktop technicians. I wonder if this will cost me my shitty job...

"Caller says his computer gets to a strange boot screen - it wants him to boot from a disk or network drive. 'Non system or disk error...' It appears as if the machine has taken a giant shit on him."

Cussing in ticket, not so good...oh well. I hate this place anyways.

Dead Milkmen Mania

2008-11-10T13:27:11Z

Holy shit. Saturnday night's Dead Milkmen show made and go back a decade and remember what it was like to love the band I was seeing. Exhausting, it was. I haven't been that into a band in forever, and they rocked ass.

Tons of clips: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=dead+milkmen&search_sort=video_date_uploaded

OK more perhaps later, just man. what a fucking blast.

Want.

2008-11-07T14:35:44Z

Rawr.

haha Halloweeeeeeen

2008-10-29T17:25:04Z

LoudTweet RIP

2008-10-29T12:36:23Z

At the bequest of just about everyone, you should no longer see my (IMHO Hilarious and entertaining) twitters on this journal anymore. So there.

So I forgot my login to the loudtweet (which was a bad idea in the first place) so I had to change my password on this livejournal thing. So I'll probably forget that too and this will be the last entree ever. For shame! Nah, I wrote it on my eyelid.

Here:

Hey, I'm a bloggist goddamnit

2008-10-28T17:10:40Z

toothpastefordinner.com

uh, trying to keep up the good show on Synchronicitwi - otherwise I ain't writ nothin' upon these pages in a while. Tough nuts. Read ma blog. Send me money. Consume. Pretend to care and vote. Etc, carry on my wayward sons. And daughters.

SynchroniciTwi

2008-10-28T06:08:09Z

06:19 You can't plant eggs and get egg trees. You mostly just get nasty smelling mud later that day when you step on it. #
13:22 What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only some of the things that come out of her mouth are retarded. #
14:25 Oh shit I fucked up the last joke. I meant to say 'Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded'. Palin is still a cunt. #

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SynchroniciTwi

2008-10-27T12:20:07Z

06:19 You can't plant eggs and get egg trees. You mostly just get nasty smelling mud later that day when you step on it. #

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SynchroniciTwi

2008-10-23T05:12:51Z

08:15 It's no secret that your friends secretly hate you They're making fun of you behind your back and having sex with your girlfriend right now. #
08:16 @unencumbered13 The internet says 'mine' or a 'babies'. My roommate says I should try it cause it won't hurt, I call bullshit. And I'm right #

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SynchroniciTwi

2008-10-22T05:12:56Z

09:18 When intoxicated, Silenus was said to possess special knowledge and the power of prophecy. #
10:47 @unencumbered13 I just noticed this was you. Scary interweb stalker mommy... #
13:53 The woman has been diagnosed with an incurable genetic condition called trimethylaminuria, or fish malodour syndrome... #
15:09 Thereis this crazy yellow shit thing in my eye and it feels weird and this sucks ass someone help me dear god. #
20:59 I think I have a 'sty' or 'eye cancer' or 'eye tumor'. Anyhoo, does anyone think it's a good idea to put pee in my eye? (folk remedy?!) #

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LOLZ from other peoples New Zealand evolution blog...

2008-10-21T19:04:59Z

"i'm going to go ahead and linguistically nerd this shit up."

http://henry.simon.net.nz/stories/2008/10/22/phrase-of-the-week-linguistically-nerd-this-shit-up/

SynchroniciTwi

2008-10-21T05:06:53Z

14:33 The strain of Ebola which broke out in Zaire has one of the highest case fatality rates of any human pathogenic virus, roughly 90%. #

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SynchroniciTwi

2008-10-18T05:16:11Z

07:42 "Their main defense is basically hanging around, looking like a twig," Brock said. "It will even sway in the wind." #
15:43 Today, over 99% of all cultivated potatoes worldwide are descendants of a subspecies indigenous to south-central Chile. #

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PILLS

2008-10-17T16:25:54Z

SynchroniciTwi

2008-10-17T05:09:36Z

10:52 Look at me I'M ON THE INTERNETS LOOK AT MY LIFE IT'S SO COOL I'M HAVIGN SEX WITH BRAD PITT AND ANGERLINA!!! VIAGRA. #
11:43 Wealthy white people tend to vote Republican. #

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Stuff N Things N Such N Shit

2008-10-15T16:47:44Z

Yikes - have I mentioned that I need a new job latly? Now that I actually have to work all the damn time (For less money even!) I don't have the time to dick around and read mah blogs and more importantly WRITE IN MY OWN DAMN BLOG. Oh wells. I had no idea as many people read it as I did until I stopped updating. (Thats like...7 people now. woo. almost book worthy...) anyhoo - so, keep yer peepers peeled for Computer Monkey and/or real estate jobs. Preferably one that has both, like one I saw on Austin-Chat t'other day (and I applied for!) so - I'll update when I can. and shit.

Myschievia was awesome as per always. I can't party like I once was able too and am fatigued all the time lately. Probably dying of something, but in the mean time I'm gonna start taking a multi-vitamin, something i should probably do anyways on account of the non-meat-eatery. Anyone recommend a good brand? SunHarvest any good, their store brand? There is a S.H. right by my house. For now.

Uh...Probably going to the warehouse tonight - leads something or another. I donno how I feel about being a 'lead'. Mostly I just like to help w/o the responsibility of a title. Plus I can't stand dealing with other people's egos and that seems to be a key component of being a lead. Also I wanna make me some me-art this year. Perhaps.

Moodwise I've been around a '5' for months on end now. No pills anymore. Well, I have been taking OTC pain killers for a while now for aches and pains and back shit that seem to have cropped up lately, but no Proazac(tm) or SSRI's or things what mess up my brain. Constant joint pain and shit nonsense stupid body worthless aging. Not happy, not sad, content-ious and often moody. I get angry sometimes too, which is kinda a new thing to me.

Being outside in East Texas helped regulate stuffs it seems. Man was it beautiful. Bugs even. Spiders even. Nice.

Weird, weird dreams. Cute dream-girls. A carousel out of control, flying to their deaths the younglings of another world. School classes I missed - despite being out of school for years. I still smoke in most of my dreams, how about that? Ingrained in the brain, ingrained. I wake up with my fingers parted like the legs of so many 17 year olds on prom night.

Near psychosis at one point on burn night. When will I learn that Three is One Too Many...

Alas, all is well - car stinks of poop and stale beer. Poop smell will elope with beer smell perhaps to breed new smells at the expense of Republican tax payers.

Oh yeah, fuck OldMan/Palin.

SynchroniciTwi

2008-10-08T05:10:45Z

09:12 I can't wait to go see Beverly Hill Chihuahua. After that I can die a happy man. #
14:06 A taco is a traditional Mexican dish composed of a maize or wheat tortilla folded or rolled around a filling. #
14:42 God damn Lotus and his worthless Notes. (Has anyone ever tried to support a product they have never used? It sucks balls.) #

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Smile! It's a motherfucking dancing chicken!

2008-10-06T16:00:54Z

P.S. Someone send me a buncha money so I can buy booze and stuff for myschievia.

Sickness

2008-10-03T12:12:15Z

So I've been beyond sick these last three or four days. Still making myself go to work but it sucks ass, everything hurts, I'm full of fatigue, my throat is nothing but pain, my lungs are full of liquid candy, and last night I even had a certified fever. This sucks. I've done nothing but lay down and watch TV and feel horrible and chug Nyquil. I usually avoid OTC medications. Man, I wish we had socialized health care. Not that there is much that can be done, I think, except rest. So. I need more sleep, but I'm at work. Crap.

SynchroniciTwi

2008-10-03T05:05:02Z

11:37 Again we must refer to the scientific phenomenon called People Making Up Bullshit. #

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